Monday, February 28, 2011

Ubisoft's We Dare

I noticed that Ubisoft has caused a bit of a stir with the impending release of their new minigame title for the Wii and PS3 called We Dare, which is described as a ", quirky party game that offers a large variety of hilarious, innovative and physical, sometimes kinky, challenges."  Check out the trailer.

Well, I agree that the ladies in the commercial do look sexy but beyond that... meh. Seems like the gameplay is too lame and awkward for a party game and too goofy and contrived for sex-play. And just what the hell is so laugh-out-loud funny? Oh sure, anything can be an outrageously funny sex-game if you are high as a kite! Have you ever tried Resident Evil 2... on weed? Pure hilarious erotica.

But in all fairness, I'm a middle-aged married old fart so I'm probably not the target demographic here. I suppose if it were a first date or something and you could convince the girl to bend over your lap for a spanking like that then yeah that could be a decent physical icebreaker, but I just don't see it happening outside of a Penthouse forum letter. Unless of course you slip the girl something extra in her drink like those two wiiild and craaazy guys obviously did!

The game is currently slated for release in Europe and Australia, but Ubisoft reportedly told IGN that it would "absolutely NOT see release in the United States". Unfortunately Americans are entirely too sexually repressed to appreciate the forbidden erotic pleasures of We Dare. So sorry, you Americans will just have to be satisfied with whatever sexual gaming devices you already own.

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Fallguy40 said...


MadPlanet said...

Yes... WTF indeed. Its 12+ rating has a lot of folks upset apparently - but I don't care about that. I was just taken aback by how surreal the video was with those damn Miis going at it in the background. It was like watching porn on Nickelodeon.

gnome said...

It's not for us I suppose then. That saddens me dear MadPlanet, but I think I remember how it felt being the target demographics. Ah, those Uni days... Guess I'll order a joystick then.

MadPlanet said...

A bit saddening to me as well Gnome that I can't join the sexy party. Well at least you will apparently have the opportunity to buy it if you so choose. So if you happen to be at a party where the ouzo is really flowing and somebody breaks out the We Dare, be sure to let us know your first-hand impressions!

I think that last guy is selling his rig on eBay - but I might buy new in this case.