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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

What the Hell is Up With This Arcade Flyer?

Arcade flyers used to have some nice looking babes on them hawking their electronic wares so when I saw an arcade game called Sexual Trivia I figured it would be pretty steamy.  I was quite wrong. For some reason the Kinky Kit and Game Company of Hollywood, Florida decided to go a different route with the spokeswoman in this case apparently being a child sporting a Strawberry Shortcake outfit and blue shoes.



"Sexual Trivia - It's statutorific!" WTF? I mean how old are those girls? Like 12?  Of course I've seen the studies from U.C. Berkeley that demonstrated that approximately 60% of the population of Hollywood California are pedophiles so that's old news, but et tu Hollywood Florida?  A quick scan of the comics in the local newspaper from the sick fucks at Hollywood, Florida confirms my fears.



And there were dozens more like it. So beware - avoid Hollywood Florida at all costs. Go to Orlando instead. Yes, Orlando is brimming with pedophiles as well, but they have some pretty cool theme parks you can check out. Just keep an eye on your kids.
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6 comments:

  1. gnomeOctober 4, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Right. Uhm, yes, righty right. I'm defiitely not having any kids now. Who knows where these pervs are vacationing...

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  2. MadPlanetOctober 4, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    I thought it was a bit odd when I heard that all the computers at the Hollywood Elementary School were C64s hardwired to do nothing but play Stroker, and now this. Well, I'm not normally one to rush to judgement but there seems to be a slightly disturbing pattern emerging.

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  3. Fallguy40October 5, 2011 at 5:33 AM

    That's messed up.

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  4. MadPlanetOctober 5, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    NAMBLA would disagree.

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  5. MikOctober 5, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    What the... Oh, come on...

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  6. MadPlanetOctober 5, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    OK I made up the stuff about Berkeley and the newspaper, but that whacked out flyer is legit!

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